ATTN: Vampire Hunters
Want to earn an easy $2,000? The Government of India is looking for any brave soul willing to venture out into the night and hunt down a vampire that is terrorizing a small village in the country.
Of course the Indian Government doesn't really believe there's a vampire out there, but the residents of the village are petrified by the belief that there is something out there. For the past few nights, someone or something, has been slaughtering their cattle. It's gotten to the point that as soon as the sun goes down, the villagers flee to the safety of their homes and refuse to come out till daybreak. So in order to help quell fears, the government is putting up a reward for someone to put an end to the madness.
This seems like the kind of thing that could backfire on a guy. To a villager living in poverty, $2,000 can be a pretty tempting offer. Maybe they start going around at night looking for a vampire and they happen to cross paths with some poor schmuck that has a pale pigmentation. Next thing you know, you've got a bunch of dead albinos piling up on the governments doorstep. Did we learn nothing from Jaws?
Source: Huffington Post
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